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Don’t count sheep, master a new language.

“I went to bed only speaking English, but woke up bilingual. ¡Buenos días a todos!”
Sean Chin, Pittsburgh

CEREBRAL CORTEX CUSHION

Our state of the art synthetic fibers encourage development in the cerebral cortex, which improves language retention.

LINGUISTIC REINFORCEMENT VIBRATION

Our proprietary algorithm uses Morse code to subtly teach your brain new language vocabulary and concepts.

AUDITORY CORTEX TRANSMITTERS

Using high frequency sounds, the pillow transmits audio samples that teach you pronunciation.

Trust us, it's science.

Research shows that stimulating brain oscillations during sleep enhances learning and memory consolidation.
Boosting slow oscillations during sleep potentiates memory Auditory Closed-Loop Stimulation of the Sleep Slow Oscillation Enhances Memory Sleep smart-optimizing sleep for declarative learning and memory

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Spanish Pillow

Guaranteed B1 fluency in 7 hours

Bonus Castilian Spanish pronunciations.

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French Pillow

Guaranteed B1 fluency in 7 hours

Bonus Upgraded flirting abilities.

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Italian Pillow

Guaranteed B1 fluency in 7 hours

Bonus Ability to order pasta.

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Japanese Pillow

Guaranteed B1 fluency in 14 hours

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